Wednesday, August 6, 2008

You Guys Wanna Hear Some Rock and Roll or Ya Wanna Go Home?

Now that is the kind of reaction one would expect in a perfect world. I think we could all learn a thing or two from good ol' Portugal. Why do these ham and eggers have a single fan anywhere? Because corporations invest millions of dollars into molding a group of soulless sellouts into a brand they can market to the masses. These guys are a product not a rock and roll band. If they shove it down our throats enough, we don't have a choice but to accept it. Just look at the way this guy is posturing and preening on the stage. He yanks his guitar off, grabs a quick swig from his bottled water(not beer by the way, probably avoiding empty calories), and slings it into the crowd. This piece of shit looks like he is acting. I'm sure he's thinking this is a great opportunity to gain a little street cred. But this crowd isn't buying it, they haven't heard I Wanna Be A Rockstar played a thousand times in the background of every T.G.I. Friday's, or American Eagle. On the other side of the coin, I don't think they even have the frame of reference to know how shitty these buttplugs are in real life. Nope, this reaction is based on pure talent alone, and those boos say it all. This is the second song, In less than three minutes, this crowd of thousands picked up on the fact this talentless group of hacks don't deserve to waste even two more minutes of their time. Nice.

Just in case this all sounds a little too much like a conspiracy theory, here is a little evidence to back up our point of view. Da Da Da DaDaaaaaaaa...I'm lovin' it.

Stumble Upon Toolbar