Trick Fly

I'm not sure where you guys are getting these flys, but I sure would like to have one. Does anyone remember Michigan J. Frog the Singing Frog from the Bugs Bunny Cartoon? "Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, Hello my Ragtime Gal..."

THIS WEB ADDRESS IS FOR SALE!

This is a great web address for funny pictures, funny jokes, ugly people, funny videos or for those of you just wanting a website where people go to waste time.

UFC, WTF?

Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC, nope guess again...Ladies and Gentleman tonight's main event, introducing the Ultimate Faith Church. "Pimp Slap Religion" coming straight out of Wilmington, NC. I don't know if this is some kind of extremist cult or what, but I know one thing; this writer isn't going in, who the hell knows how they get their message across...do they beat it into you? Think about it...

I Can Has What?

If the Internet has given us one sure thing it's something to do when we are bored as hell at the office. Apparently there is a demand out there for funny cat pictures, so who are we not to give the public what they want? Eat your heart out ICanHasCheezburger...

Separated at Birth

...you be the judge...our very own Big Bird, 'ahem I mean Beeker to the rescue...'effin Duke University students; can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the front yard. Sorry for the outburst, back to the task at hand...If you have any information related to the whereabouts of either of these individuals, we would certainly appreciate it as we are trying to reunite a child and his father. Please have a heart...this is serious. How would you feel if your successful cartoon actor of a dad abandoned you when you were a baby?

Pork

Miss Piggy...I'd hit it.

Pirate Rock

Wow. Where have you guys been all my life?

Either I'm suffering from a bad case of scurvy or Blackbeard's curse has struck again. Shiver me timbers, I'll walk the plank before I have to listen to these swabbies massacre one more bad Styx tune. I'm afraid it's Davy Jones' locker for these landlubbers.