Wednesday, May 20, 2009


Miss Piggy...I'd hit it.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Pirate Rock

Wow. Where have you guys been all my life?

Either I'm suffering from a bad case of scurvy or Blackbeard's curse has struck again. Shiver me timbers, I'll walk the plank before I have to listen to these swabbies massacre one more bad Styx tune. I'm afraid it's Davy Jones' locker for these landlubbers.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rappin' Mormon


"Man, them skreets is tough yo! Just yesterday, I was gang banging the word of God all over dem hills and I thought I saw my first black person. I was so scared I threw all my pamphlets at his direction and ran home to get my 15 brothers. I thought for sho I was bout to get shot. And I knew I couldn't outrun him cause of that extra muscle they be havin' in their legs. LDS foreva' baaaaaaabbby!"

Nothing makes me more bitter than ignorant, racist little shits youtubin' about things they know nothing about.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Hillbilly Jack

This is my new hero. I've never seen such a happy guy in my life. For a man with no teeth, a horrible death wheeze of a voice, and the complexion of Beetlejuice, I am amazed that he can be this jovial.

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Back In The Day.

Just a little tribute to the good 'ol days. Time seems to speed up as you get older. It seems like it was yesterday I was 11 years old eatin' a popsicle and playin' with my cousins. Man how time flies.

Ed. Note- If you are curious about the meaning of this, you can click on the title of this post and it will take you to youtube where you can read the description.

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Our sincerest apologies for being so slack this year. Here's a little something to get us back on track that needs no introduction. Enjoy.

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