Trick Fly

I'm not sure where you guys are getting these flys, but I sure would like to have one. Does anyone remember Michigan J. Frog the Singing Frog from the Bugs Bunny Cartoon? "Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, Hello my Ragtime Gal..."

Hillbilly Jack

This is my new hero. I've never seen such a happy guy in my life. For a man with no teeth, a horrible death wheeze of a voice, and the complexion of Beetlejuice, I am amazed that he can be this jovial.

Apologies

Our sincerest apologies for being so slack this year. Here's a little something to get us back on track that needs no introduction. Enjoy.

Random Movie Clip

This little gem is a must see. If you can keep your eyes off Colleen's great ass, you may see the poor man's Christopher Reeve do a little Odd Job move on Flock of Seagull's one trick pony ass. That's a hell of a throw there pilgrim.

Vince Noir And The Crack Fox

This may be the funniest shit I have ever seen. I can't wait for this show to be released in America. This may be the best comedy I have seen since The Upright Citizens Brigade.

"Ima dunna Tummy Shame." -Crack Fox

"That is well Rank. What's wrong with you?" -Vince Noir

"It's my diet." -Crack Fox

"What have you been eatin'?" -Vince Noir

"Head and Shoulders. Toothpaste. And shit. Big pieces of shit." -Crack Fox

You've got to be on some serious drugs to think up some shit like this. If you're interested, this comes from a show called The Mighty Boosh and it comes on the BBC. It's well worth checking out. So before you head off to fuzzy tingle time, don't forget to shine your kind boots mr. fancy man.

Wine to Whine

This one's an oldie, but a classic nevertheless. For those of you that have never seen it, enjoy the next minute and a half. Oww, Oww, Ewww, Owww....

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Retard Vs. Mime

Pop Quiz. What do you hate the most? Mimes or Retards? This comes from the series Retarded Policeman by Mediocre Films. There is a whole series starring this guy and he is funny as hell.

Pardon the Turkey

This is a tribute to all of those lonely turkeys out there that have lost a loved one this November. You should know that the death of your loved one was not in vain; your loved one was delicious. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and now a moment of silence...How ridiculous? Did you know that George W. Bush pardoned a turkey?

Drunk Driver Sobriety Test Fail

Here's 30 seconds of complete embarrassment. I wonder if this guy's seen his own sobriety test footage. More importantly is that the sound of his eye cracking when he braces himself from the fall with his face?

Country Music Loses Political Theme To Hip Hop

Look out Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and all the rest of the bandwagon hayseeds. There is a new theme in town! OBAMA! Gone are the days of Al-Qaeda bashing and Bin Laden smashing anthems. Now we have Obama as our savior rhymes.

Paint the White House black, and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified...

McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed.

I love the shot of Obama dribbling the basketball around at the end. Very Gangsta'.


I don't even know what to say about that one. And of course the man that spawned them all. Will.I.Am.



So what have we learned here boys and girls. There are plenty of stupid people no matter what color or creed you belong to. As long as there are retards out there that are willing to get behind this garbage, there are retards willing to exploit their stupidity.

Geriatric Church Choir Gone Wild

This one speaks for itself...a senior citizen church choir singing rap songs. "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your robes." No wait, STOP, you're old. Many thanks to M.T.O. for the find.

C.anine E.rectile D.ysfunction

Everyone stop what you're doing and buy stock in Pfizer, because this little doozy's going to be huge. Bonerol is the new Viagra for dogs; shah, as if they aren't humping enough legs...

Vomit On Your Face

As if vomiting isn't awful enough. This poor girl gets a load in the face. Is that pilot doing tricks? Watch the vomit travel up the clear "sick bag." Gross...

Drew Pickles Goes To Wendy's

What the fuck is going on here? A poopy cheeseburger and a cum frosty? Either a seven year old did this or a fucking genius. This is way too strange to not have some kind of backstory. If anyone knows where this came from please let me know. Why would the dad from Rugrats want to rape everyone in Wendy's that stands between him and his shit-burger?

Don't Honk At Old People

We're all guilty of being impatient with the elderly, whether they're behind the wheel of a vehicle or just simply taking too long to do whatever it is that they're doing. Well, beware people sometimes the tables do turn...

When Monkeys Misbehave

That's one horny monkey...

One Polar Bear's Poo Is Another Man's Treasure

Talk about capturing the moment. First of all people, don't polar bears normally relieve themselves on land (...well ice anyway)? I mean the cloud of poo that bear lets out only spells one thing here, diiaaarrrrhhheea! He must of been pretty embarassed, seeing as how he couldn't get to the bathroom and what not. Put yourself in the bear's shoes here, he's having unbelievable stomach cramps while trying to get to the crapper when, "uh oh...oh my god, oh damn...can't stop, aahhhhh (a sigh of bitter relief)", only to look over and see some jerk capturing his dirty moment on camera..."Shit!" Pardon the pun...

Is McDonald's Putting Crack In Their Burgers?

Geez, I sure hope this is crack that he's addicted to and not McDonalds' cheeseburgers. I'm a big fan of the McDonalds' double cheez, but if I am going to have to start singing and dancing to eat one...well, that's one thing that nobody wants to get addicted to, much less have to go to rehab explaining, "I got these cheezburgers man...I'll suck yo d**k man...for some cheezburgers..." That's just embarrasing.

New Guitar Hero: Phish

This is for all my Phriends that got Hampton tickets in the lottery. Phuck YOU!

Great Trey face by the way.

Pimp Daddy Bitch Slap

I really wish I could understand German. You know that guy saw the camera and was like, "Hey man, am I on Teeeveeee!"

Whhhaaaaap! You can't get away with shit like that in America. First of all, he'd see the guy wearing nice clothes, and immediately think CHA CHING! LAWSUIT! This guy actually backs away like it was his fault. "Ohh, excuse me sir, I didn't mean to interrupt your important broadcast...Thanks for reminding me where my place is."

The guy doesn't even skip a beat. He just turns down the street and keeps on blathering about whatever. I love it.