Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Is Your Baby an Alien?

Attention all viewers! Parents all over the world...if your kid looks like this (an 'effin alien), it may be your own damn fault. Positional plagiocephaly, also known as flattened head syndrome, is a disorder in which the back or one side of an infant's head is flattened. This is most often the result of babies spending a lot of time lying on their backs or being in a position where the head is resting against a flat surface, such as being in a crib. Because infants' heads are soft to allow for the brain growth that occurs in the first year of life, they're susceptible to being "molded" into a flat shape. Can you believe that shit...thank god there's a company out there selling horse-shoe shaped pillows to prevent your offspring from looking like a conehead. Check it out. It's probably worth the $19 dollars and change, so your baby doesn't turn into a mutant...believe you me your kid will thank you when he or she is old enough to look into a mirror. I mean can you really blame this dude for crying? Apparently he just discovered the football resting on his shoulders that he's going to have to deal with for the rest of his life...

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Anonymous said...

nahhh jit for real