Mr. Hands Halloween Costume

Good God! Look at the size of that baby arm! That would be the costume of the year if somebody followed this horse around with a Mr. Hands costume.

Although, a costume portraying death by perforated colon and a horse with a giant swinging dick may be a little risqué for the general public. It's hard for me to get a clear perspective on public appropriateness these days. I've spent way too much time in the back alleys of the world wide web for me to be the judge.