Is McDonald's Putting Crack In Their Burgers?

Geez, I sure hope this is crack that he's addicted to and not McDonalds' cheeseburgers. I'm a big fan of the McDonalds' double cheez, but if I am going to have to start singing and dancing to eat one...well, that's one thing that nobody wants to get addicted to, much less have to go to rehab explaining, "I got these cheezburgers man...I'll suck yo d**k man...for some cheezburgers..." That's just embarrasing.