tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59068315680014233942024-03-04T23:00:49.498-05:00Bitter HumorBitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.comBlogger133125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-74270190024008994122013-03-08T10:15:00.000-05:002013-03-08T10:15:41.103-05:00Golf Boys - 2.Oh<a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/05/sport/golf/golf-boys-oh-charity/index.html?hpt=isp_bn3">Golf Boys</a> are back...
<a href="http://www.bubbawatsongolf.com/">Bubba Watson</a>, <a href="http://www.bencranegolf.com/">Ben Crane</a>, <a href="http://www.rickiefowler.com/">Rickie Fowler</a>, and <a href="http://www.mahangolf.com/">Hunter Mahan</a>...Eat your heart out Backstreet Boys.<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iiiOqybRvsM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-34828045147833941452013-03-07T20:03:00.001-05:002013-03-07T20:03:38.679-05:00Curling Iron FAILToo bad, so sad...Lesson learned honey...<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LdVuSvZOqXM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-81579748781031654852011-03-15T23:38:00.002-04:002011-03-15T23:49:25.326-04:00Trick Fly<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IYrKDjMCUM8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><p><br />I'm not sure where you guys are getting these flys, but I sure would like to have one. Does anyone remember <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_J._Frog">Michigan J. Frog</a> the Singing Frog from the Bugs Bunny Cartoon? "Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, Hello my Ragtime Gal..."<br /><p><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i1vH2rjUshk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-66545968517618507942010-06-09T14:49:00.003-04:002010-06-09T14:56:42.149-04:00THIS WEB ADDRESS IS FOR SALE!This is a great web address for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=funny+pictures&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DKUS">funny pictures</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=funny+jokes&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DKUS">funny jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=ugly+people&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DKUS">ugly people</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=funny+videos&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DKUS">funny videos</a> or for those of you just wanting a website where people go to waste time.Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-27200732575390614412009-09-24T11:12:00.006-04:002009-09-26T12:36:00.746-04:00UFC, WTF?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXQzN3P4xnRIrhj3rIEF0asClUKR0UdFfBr6empBFUVOtYm1DZRq0EZyt3Kkhl_1pINdH089XUwjgvlaPIUBQbk_M01fI2BLN9vn_gW2nCTS09PYxZCHgGPbMd-IOcjLmVeQ4Yes5c-_4/s1600-h/UFC+copy.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385076233401728226" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXQzN3P4xnRIrhj3rIEF0asClUKR0UdFfBr6empBFUVOtYm1DZRq0EZyt3Kkhl_1pINdH089XUwjgvlaPIUBQbk_M01fI2BLN9vn_gW2nCTS09PYxZCHgGPbMd-IOcjLmVeQ4Yes5c-_4/s400/UFC+copy.jpg" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.ufc.com/">Ultimate Fighting Championship</a>, <a href="http://www.ufc.com/">UFC</a>, nope guess again...Ladies and Gentleman tonight's main event, introducing the <a href="http://www.ultimatefaithchurch.com/">Ultimate Faith Church</a>. "Pimp Slap Religion" coming straight out of <a href="http://www.wilmington.net/">Wilmington, NC</a>. I don't know if this is some kind of extremist cult or what, but I know one thing; this writer isn't going in, who the hell knows how they get their message across...do they beat it into you? Think about it...</div></div>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-46835561892681691082009-09-02T11:28:00.002-04:002009-09-02T11:37:21.544-04:00I Can Has What?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij6BDZfTP8WOzgI-F1VbX-vbjuk8Exw62oXTKxetX5gWu6pCPPurKxAQJDvaAJILZFEcdTfZnyrAoDK7Zgc2CJl-mn7vo1Y2OVtvCGECaZFm-VCxOrf2TuXtC6R_px93A2qQEUxxQG-QA/s1600-h/chloeSandwich.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 373px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376892685847312802" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij6BDZfTP8WOzgI-F1VbX-vbjuk8Exw62oXTKxetX5gWu6pCPPurKxAQJDvaAJILZFEcdTfZnyrAoDK7Zgc2CJl-mn7vo1Y2OVtvCGECaZFm-VCxOrf2TuXtC6R_px93A2qQEUxxQG-QA/s400/chloeSandwich.jpg" /></a><br />If the Internet has given us one sure thing it's something to do when we are bored as hell at the office. Apparently there is a demand out there for <a href="http://www.funnycatpix.com/">funny cat pictures</a>, so who are we not to give the public what they want? Eat your heart out <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">ICanHasCheezburger</a>...Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-27014666234580335842009-07-01T22:35:00.006-04:002009-07-02T11:13:21.215-04:00Separated at Birth<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ-dmXqkecnPVUsgF8d_EpB2jSMliyASBHlS60MiVkLmPOL0D5z2hlHpANfweqaZcgON2MDBIN30KMxQTmGADO7RqL2gjVJD8sqNwwbyUnda12_6GA44yQBWimH4PKIItuZOkQns3Af9s/s1600-h/Separated+at+Birth.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353686150733794450" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ-dmXqkecnPVUsgF8d_EpB2jSMliyASBHlS60MiVkLmPOL0D5z2hlHpANfweqaZcgON2MDBIN30KMxQTmGADO7RqL2gjVJD8sqNwwbyUnda12_6GA44yQBWimH4PKIItuZOkQns3Af9s/s400/Separated+at+Birth.jpg" /></a> ...you be the judge...our very own <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=big+bird">Big Bird</a>, 'ahem I mean <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beeker">Beeker</a> to the rescue...'effin <a href="http://www.duke.edu/">Duke University</a> students; can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the front yard. Sorry for the outburst, back to the task at hand...If you have any information related to the whereabouts of either of these individuals, we would certainly appreciate it as we are trying to reunite a child and his father. Please have a heart...this is serious. How would you feel if your successful cartoon actor of a dad abandoned you when you were a baby?<br /><div></div>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-1884216856612338072009-05-20T22:24:00.004-04:002009-05-21T12:58:44.686-04:00Pork<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4CobtrA3rSnz3y8h8kPy07p5dVgu46GJz_iMy7m0qnqALvCbYTQkOmtlDD3aqnueHzCvXQ01EB3I0RDmXocqWns5Cw9KnanC5UjtRyf4Fyl4DyIY_pN8LO_PB3Idc2_flhSRY-kphGIM/s1600-h/miss_piggy_ALTERED.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4CobtrA3rSnz3y8h8kPy07p5dVgu46GJz_iMy7m0qnqALvCbYTQkOmtlDD3aqnueHzCvXQ01EB3I0RDmXocqWns5Cw9KnanC5UjtRyf4Fyl4DyIY_pN8LO_PB3Idc2_flhSRY-kphGIM/s400/miss_piggy_ALTERED.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338322555034426914" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=miss+piggy">Miss Piggy</a>...I'd hit it.<br /></div>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-62990391361069079892009-05-08T00:54:00.002-04:002009-05-08T01:12:35.792-04:00Pirate Rock<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3wV1R5JGLFo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3wV1R5JGLFo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Wow. Where have you guys been all my life? <br /><br />Either I'm suffering from a bad case of scurvy or Blackbeard's curse has struck again. Shiver me timbers, I'll walk the plank before I have to listen to these swabbies massacre one more bad Styx tune. I'm afraid it's Davy Jones' locker for these landlubbers.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-7219908333858200942009-05-06T21:10:00.004-04:002009-05-07T08:51:48.158-04:00Rappin' Mormon<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pefTYX8HrOA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pefTYX8HrOA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Straight outta the streets of Salt Lake. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY! <br /><br />"Man, them skreets is tough yo! Just yesterday, I was gang banging the word of God all over dem hills and I thought I saw my first black person. I was so scared I threw all my pamphlets at his direction and ran home to get my 15 brothers. I thought for sho I was bout to get shot. And I knew I couldn't outrun him cause of that extra muscle they be havin' in their legs. LDS foreva' baaaaaaabbby!" <br /><br />Nothing makes me more bitter than ignorant, racist little shits youtubin' about things they know nothing about.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-19689615226693990242009-05-05T23:34:00.005-04:002009-05-06T08:51:26.404-04:00Hillbilly Jack<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q1_XM-Ct6Kg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q1_XM-Ct6Kg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This is my new hero. I've never seen such a happy guy in my life. For a man with no teeth, a horrible death wheeze of a voice, and the complexion of Beetlejuice, I am amazed that he can be this jovial.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-56742776300111694172009-05-05T22:44:00.004-04:002009-05-05T23:04:23.780-04:00Back In The Day.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sAp9w--jpY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sAp9w--jpY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Just a little tribute to the good 'ol days. Time seems to speed up as you get older. It seems like it was yesterday I was 11 years old eatin' a popsicle and playin' with my cousins. Man how time flies.<br /><br />Ed. Note- If you are curious about the meaning of this, you can click on the title of this post and it will take you to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sAp9w--jpY">youtube</a> where you can read the description.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-56885486964637861442009-05-05T20:15:00.002-04:002009-05-05T20:20:26.519-04:00Apologies<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6itbXNgVjc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6itbXNgVjc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Our sincerest apologies for being so slack this year. Here's a little something to get us back on track that needs no introduction. Enjoy.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-66124970390715886722009-04-23T22:07:00.002-04:002009-04-23T22:20:15.741-04:00Random Movie Clip<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nXh-cxrrDno&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nXh-cxrrDno&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />This little gem is a must see. If you can keep your eyes off Colleen's great ass, you may see the poor man's Christopher Reeve do a little Odd Job move on Flock of Seagull's one trick pony ass. That's a hell of a throw there pilgrim.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-50771386168917914482009-02-22T20:37:00.004-05:002009-02-22T20:58:44.118-05:00He Was Pooin'<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-WKU2N9BcYM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-WKU2N9BcYM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I want to make fun of this guy but that Charles Manson stare is a bit intimidating. Not to mention he is singing a song about a shitting pig whilst rocking the hair hat. Every person I have ever crossed paths with that has a hair hat has been completely bat-shit crazy. Sure, I can probably count those people on my hand but I've seen one up close and personal if anyone knows a certain famous hobo named Joshua (A.K.A. Chief Watauga) from Boone, NC, that is the hair hat of hair hats.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Av85drJlXfDSKzipd6D8t2OCvAOdorFMOGHjNFfvQ9cLCTSl6SxWzOKEqmxd9yS31AtdZCM2RPZ99MLUFV6k-wg_V1pyT1CecZ5NZIJaZXgahNwvVoBUUtvy7_oDqcao5lPLjBGpjwg/s1600-h/hair_hat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Av85drJlXfDSKzipd6D8t2OCvAOdorFMOGHjNFfvQ9cLCTSl6SxWzOKEqmxd9yS31AtdZCM2RPZ99MLUFV6k-wg_V1pyT1CecZ5NZIJaZXgahNwvVoBUUtvy7_oDqcao5lPLjBGpjwg/s400/hair_hat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305803851750921890" border="0" /></a><br />This guy's is a bit more creative but not nearly as alarming. <br /><br />"I found a little Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggy by the side of the rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaddd. A dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie doo." Bob Dylan would be envious. <br /><br /> By the way, Molly Ringwald called. She wants her t-shirt back.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-77207196549102855842009-02-17T11:41:00.004-05:002009-02-17T11:56:00.069-05:00Always Fly First Class<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrceqXI4B9YP_7C4S_qxsa47jg2ERZmpEoLG6RnU-23cFWdhEJa230PL-W0UOAsw1yMDSt0X10XrGF_MsYPR64WAKC5HFNOto4d6sphA4x4SgLUbS1l_jPvX9CX9rPpzP7BreLMJCnoU/s1600-h/594b266.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrceqXI4B9YP_7C4S_qxsa47jg2ERZmpEoLG6RnU-23cFWdhEJa230PL-W0UOAsw1yMDSt0X10XrGF_MsYPR64WAKC5HFNOto4d6sphA4x4SgLUbS1l_jPvX9CX9rPpzP7BreLMJCnoU/s400/594b266.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303807925797477826" /></a><br />If you haven't been flying first class, this should be reason enough. The first-class passengers of <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/15/new.york.plane.crash/">US Airways Flight 1549</a> that crashed into the <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/business/articles/2009/02/16/20090216biz-fatigue0217.html">Hudson River</a> look pretty cozy to me...Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-38123474339914685372009-02-11T19:38:00.003-05:002009-02-11T20:09:55.776-05:00Horrible Quiche<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eMRrGkiAwSc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eMRrGkiAwSc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I thought that I had seen it all. Is there such a thing that is more entertaining than a singing comedian/librarian singing a song about Quiche? <a href="http://www.wideopenwest.com/%7Emclonisk/index.html">Kris McLonis</a>, from Ferndale, Michigan puts this question to the test with her whimsical little folk ditty. <br /><br />I know there aren't many things that rhyme with quiche but only a librarian could incorporate a joke about microfiche into a song about shitty egg pie. Bleeeegghhh! Comedy is certainly not her niche. Her style is definitely a pastiche(of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Baez">Joan Baez</a> and <a href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Marjory_the_Trash_Heap">Marjory the Trash Heap</a>). If she makes it big, she will be thought of as nouveau riche. It's time to put these jokes on a leash. I defy anyone to come up with another one.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-31811362731922419592009-02-11T18:39:00.002-05:002009-02-11T18:50:01.643-05:00Larping: The Sure Fire Way To Never Get Laid<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8oWAb5NVALw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8oWAb5NVALw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />We want to apologize for the long hiatus. This website shit can be time consuming and we needed a little time to recharge. But we're back for 2009 with more idiots and annoying assholes than an American Idol taping audience.<br /><br />So to kick things off right, here's an asshole of the highest order of Geekdom. Or as his friends like to call him Sir Smalldick the Pussydrier of Homoshire.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-55894919070117831832008-12-07T20:47:00.004-05:002008-12-07T20:53:39.848-05:00That's What You Get- Pogo Rape<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J52dyrtPlDo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J52dyrtPlDo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />How far do you think you can jam a pogo stick up your ass? I bet it would go a lot further if he tried the other end. But that's what you get I suppose from a kid that's attempting pogo stick freestyle. Dipshit.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-22537763831443272952008-12-04T22:46:00.004-05:002008-12-04T23:03:05.364-05:00Vince Noir And The Crack Fox<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5S8pHLON_ns&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5S8pHLON_ns&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />This may be the funniest shit I have ever seen. I can't wait for this show to be released in America. This may be the best comedy I have seen since The <a href="http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=teDEJrhVWHg">Upright Citizens Brigade</a>. <br /><br />"Ima dunna Tummy Shame." -Crack Fox<br /><br />"That is well Rank. What's wrong with you?" -Vince Noir<br /><br />"It's my diet." -Crack Fox<br /><br />"What have you been eatin'?" -Vince Noir<br /><br />"Head and Shoulders. Toothpaste. And shit. Big pieces of shit." -Crack Fox<br /><br />You've got to be on some serious drugs to think up some shit like this. If you're interested, this comes from a show called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh">The Mighty Boosh</a> and it comes on the BBC. It's well worth checking out. So before you head off to fuzzy tingle time, don't forget to shine your kind boots mr. fancy man.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-85907060211749480372008-12-04T10:36:00.001-05:002008-12-04T10:36:56.841-05:00Wine to WhineThis one's an oldie, but a classic nevertheless. For those of you that have never seen it, enjoy the next minute and a half. Oww, Oww, Ewww, Owww....<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyJWtWDXnOA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyJWtWDXnOA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />And now a moment from our sponsers...<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ng2NNCBJtL4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ng2NNCBJtL4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-79614317195002519972008-12-03T21:18:00.004-05:002008-12-03T21:25:00.248-05:00Retard Vs. Mime<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjF8TYcRiRw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjF8TYcRiRw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Pop Quiz. What do you hate the most? Mimes or Retards? This comes from the series <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MediocreFilms">Retarded Policeman</a> by <a href="http://mediocrefilms.com/">Mediocre Films</a>. There is a whole series starring this guy and he is funny as hell.BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-82148160212709177672008-12-03T08:15:00.001-05:002008-12-03T08:18:41.255-05:00$1,000,000 Hole-In-One Winner<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbNH-frVjAI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbNH-frVjAI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Check out our very own James Foley in a follow-up interview after sinking his first hole-in-one to win a million dollars last month. For those of you not in the know, check out <a href="http://www.bitterhumor.com/2008/11/million-dollar-hole-in-one.html">James Foley's million dollar hole-in-one</a> here. How was the trip to Las Vegas James?Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-17927957051200894972008-12-02T22:01:00.006-05:002008-12-02T22:41:50.516-05:00Juggano<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XQZU9s1J_9w&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XQZU9s1J_9w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />“The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. ...You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.” -Jim Morrison.<br /><br />Mmmmmmmmmmm....I'm guessing there are a few repressed memories lurking behind this little juggalette's clown make-up. I've seen a few Insane Clown Posse freaks but usually they're about 350 lbs. and strolling through the trailer park. If you haven't seen one. Here is a very typical ICP fan.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpWl4xobCr9wcUMW1ByJRPw_UHyGDPbNZdkBlCYbYfgXiG1rbsP1LpxtPSg25tx1Wq7TJllc0Qe6Fl-nMQxR8psjiawddw9QX011Bj-TbU10EPpHAy_2ot9um2D_HpaqUWO_-hZYptF6s/s1600-h/juggano.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpWl4xobCr9wcUMW1ByJRPw_UHyGDPbNZdkBlCYbYfgXiG1rbsP1LpxtPSg25tx1Wq7TJllc0Qe6Fl-nMQxR8psjiawddw9QX011Bj-TbU10EPpHAy_2ot9um2D_HpaqUWO_-hZYptF6s/s400/juggano.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275403610015573138" border="0" /></a><br /> YAY FOR METH!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioF54k7gXM79rw9zAs-gyjWf7O0CfCoOqDepy0x1v8RhPO52-PDzCgxUp20EEPuMz5Ri4ksSgcl7FvifFGY9q13uCiAiGGimgIOMBcklYiEeQ8z6BHfxaXZTDSNbohTsbhyphenhyphenBRe-7wENTk/s1600-h/juggalo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioF54k7gXM79rw9zAs-gyjWf7O0CfCoOqDepy0x1v8RhPO52-PDzCgxUp20EEPuMz5Ri4ksSgcl7FvifFGY9q13uCiAiGGimgIOMBcklYiEeQ8z6BHfxaXZTDSNbohTsbhyphenhyphenBRe-7wENTk/s400/juggalo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275403782089719090" border="0" /></a>BitterBaileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08293889125143258967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5906831568001423394.post-54497785477682034612008-12-02T08:39:00.002-05:002008-12-02T08:42:06.289-05:00Happy Birthday Britney Spears<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrFq0WcPfAtoi790DBA8-wuVCRcZqpJucmmJjhKnLUvzZ-OkXw9GPx1onK8Yl0yKNSZWVzCY-x-uEZSWBDZmnwFBMVSAF8QuO2Nb0tQ65aKeD4AYDUnx5rp8Tw7gBV29BcgmnStASC82U/s1600-h/britney-spears-birthday-2007jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274991824198737538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 190px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrFq0WcPfAtoi790DBA8-wuVCRcZqpJucmmJjhKnLUvzZ-OkXw9GPx1onK8Yl0yKNSZWVzCY-x-uEZSWBDZmnwFBMVSAF8QuO2Nb0tQ65aKeD4AYDUnx5rp8Tw7gBV29BcgmnStASC82U/s320/britney-spears-birthday-2007jpg" border="0" /></a>Was it really that long ago that Britney Spears was showing off <a href="http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=7&num=10216">her crotch</a>? Well, apparently it was and as history may have it she's always been known to party on her birthday and definitely never misses a <a href="http://celebrity.rightpundits.com/?p=2682">photo op</a>, though that last one may have been a mistake. We at <span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-STYLE: italic">BH</span> just wanted to take a moment to wish Britney a Happy Birthday; we hope you party your ass off. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274992023266469202" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 209px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNab-ukjgipcxVVOkcMaipNyDwRq4qLSiOK-I4RIZLjJVcXYbaTxwk4TZmZbAkjIc9YdkFi1it6qckKKBnvyxUeZykjiPOAtRTK1J1baMUuahedKNY58kNLyg_uvm20rP1IUeWcZG4ois/s320/sid+viciousjpeg" border="0" />You've supposedly cleaned up your act to promote your new album <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Circus,</span> and we all think it's cute that you're releasing it on your birthday. (<a href="http://www.star-ecentral.com/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/27/music/20081127155052&sec=music">WTF?...a circus themed album release/birthday party</a>) Most people would think that was great, personally we feel you've fallen off the band wagon and were much cooler when you <a href="http://www.bitterhumor.com/2008/08/britney-spears-is-new-sid-vicious.html">rocked out like Sid Vicious</a>.Daddy Green Jeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139390219013884794noreply@blogger.com2