That's What You Get- Pogo Rape

How far do you think you can jam a pogo stick up your ass? I bet it would go a lot further if he tried the other end. But that's what you get I suppose from a kid that's attempting pogo stick freestyle. Dipshit.

Vince Noir And The Crack Fox

This may be the funniest shit I have ever seen. I can't wait for this show to be released in America. This may be the best comedy I have seen since The Upright Citizens Brigade.

"Ima dunna Tummy Shame." -Crack Fox

"That is well Rank. What's wrong with you?" -Vince Noir

"It's my diet." -Crack Fox

"What have you been eatin'?" -Vince Noir

"Head and Shoulders. Toothpaste. And shit. Big pieces of shit." -Crack Fox

You've got to be on some serious drugs to think up some shit like this. If you're interested, this comes from a show called The Mighty Boosh and it comes on the BBC. It's well worth checking out. So before you head off to fuzzy tingle time, don't forget to shine your kind boots mr. fancy man.

Wine to Whine

This one's an oldie, but a classic nevertheless. For those of you that have never seen it, enjoy the next minute and a half. Oww, Oww, Ewww, Owww....

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Retard Vs. Mime

Pop Quiz. What do you hate the most? Mimes or Retards? This comes from the series Retarded Policeman by Mediocre Films. There is a whole series starring this guy and he is funny as hell.

$1,000,000 Hole-In-One Winner

Check out our very own James Foley in a follow-up interview after sinking his first hole-in-one to win a million dollars last month. For those of you not in the know, check out James Foley's million dollar hole-in-one here. How was the trip to Las Vegas James?

Juggano

“The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. ...You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.” -Jim Morrison.

Mmmmmmmmmmm....I'm guessing there are a few repressed memories lurking behind this little juggalette's clown make-up. I've seen a few Insane Clown Posse freaks but usually they're about 350 lbs. and strolling through the trailer park. If you haven't seen one. Here is a very typical ICP fan.

YAY FOR METH!

Happy Birthday Britney Spears

Was it really that long ago that Britney Spears was showing off her crotch? Well, apparently it was and as history may have it she's always been known to party on her birthday and definitely never misses a photo op, though that last one may have been a mistake. We at BH just wanted to take a moment to wish Britney a Happy Birthday; we hope you party your ass off. You've supposedly cleaned up your act to promote your new album Circus, and we all think it's cute that you're releasing it on your birthday. (WTF?...a circus themed album release/birthday party) Most people would think that was great, personally we feel you've fallen off the band wagon and were much cooler when you rocked out like Sid Vicious.

Douchy Dancing

Here's a little test for you. How much is too much? Where is that point where you go from thinking something is embarrasingly funny to just over the line douche chill inducing uncomfortableness.


Look how uncomfortable the guy in the red shirt looks. You know he's wanting to push that guy to the bottom of the bleachers for getting him even remotely involved in his little gay outburst of dancing enthusiasm. His awkard smile is the only thing he can muster. And he's just an innocent bystander. Don't you hate that feeling when you are watching someone make an ass of themselves.


This guy just has no excuse whatsoever. He is totally over the line. It's so incredibly revolting that it has turned into funny again.


Holy Shit it's Chris Kattan!

Caffeine Bomb

We know how tough it is to get your shit going after a long weekend. Monday mornings can be a bitch after pounds of turkey and gallons of beer. Here's a little something that will put a little zing in your step. A Caffeine Bomb.