If the Internet has given us one sure thing it's something to do when we are bored as hell at the office. Apparently there is a demand out there for funny cat pictures, so who are we not to give the public what they want? Eat your heart out ICanHasCheezburger...
...you be the judge...our very own Big Bird, 'ahem I mean Beeker to the rescue...'effin Duke University students; can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the front yard. Sorry for the outburst, back to the task at hand...If you have any information related to the whereabouts of either of these individuals, we would certainly appreciate it as we are trying to reunite a child and his father. Please have a heart...this is serious. How would you feel if your successful cartoon actor of a dad abandoned you when you were a baby?
Wow. Where have you guys been all my life?
Either I'm suffering from a bad case of scurvy or Blackbeard's curse has struck again. Shiver me timbers, I'll walk the plank before I have to listen to these swabbies massacre one more bad Styx tune. I'm afraid it's Davy Jones' locker for these landlubbers.
Straight outta the streets of Salt Lake. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!
"Man, them skreets is tough yo! Just yesterday, I was gang banging the word of God all over dem hills and I thought I saw my first black person. I was so scared I threw all my pamphlets at his direction and ran home to get my 15 brothers. I thought for sho I was bout to get shot. And I knew I couldn't outrun him cause of that extra muscle they be havin' in their legs. LDS foreva' baaaaaaabbby!"
Nothing makes me more bitter than ignorant, racist little shits youtubin' about things they know nothing about.
This is my new hero. I've never seen such a happy guy in my life. For a man with no teeth, a horrible death wheeze of a voice, and the complexion of Beetlejuice, I am amazed that he can be this jovial.
