UFC, WTF?

Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC, nope guess again...Ladies and Gentleman tonight's main event, introducing the Ultimate Faith Church. "Pimp Slap Religion" coming straight out of Wilmington, NC. I don't know if this is some kind of extremist cult or what, but I know one thing; this writer isn't going in, who the hell knows how they get their message across...do they beat it into you? Think about it...