If you're a dude and have ever considered allowing someone to bury you in the sand...this depiction should be enough to dissuade your decision. Although, from the looks of this guy that's probably the most action he's seen in a long time. And yet another interpretation from a more imaginative mind could assume that was a homosexual pelican raping this poor defenseless old man while his disgruntled wife and child watch. Is that zinc oxide on the old man's nose?
It's been 13 years since OJ Simpson beat the murder charges for his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her, uh, friend Ron Goldman, but not this time. Sorry Juice, but this time you aren't getting off that easy. The sentencing is scheduled for December 5th and he could get a life sentence. I suppose the upside to this whole scenario is he'll have plenty of his old sports memorabilia to decorate his prison cell...eww that's cold.
When people are always asking you how many weiners can you fit in your mouth at one time, chances are you're either Takeru Kobayashi (the hot dog eating champion), Disney Kid, or Jenna Jameson. This can occasionally be true but unforgivable also if you're a struggling actor with bills to pay.
"I aspire to have no values. None at all. I'm valueless. That's my value." Truer words have never been spoken. To degrade yourself this far, you would have to have the values of a potato. How does this guy look himself in the mirror in the mornings when he wakes up? "What ever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong silent type. That was an American." -Tony Soprano
What do you think this guy was thinking about during his audition? Okay, lets get in character. This could be my big break. I'm a retarded dragon muppet with butterfly wings. I have terrible eating habits and I want to share them with the world! Yes! I've got my inspiration....Bleeeeeeggggcccchhhhh. I hope this guy gets crossbowed to death and mixed into potions that turn people into frogs.
Ned? Ned Ryerson? To hell with being afraid of the boogeyman, it's those pink leotarded memory repressors you really should have feared as a child.
If you ever wonder why you've always associated the slight tickle of a chin whisker on your back and a gentle waft of whiskey breath over your shoulder with a toothache, it may be time to call your therapist.
This little piece of art was created by our good friend Pat over at The Freckled Finger. Pat's work is 80% genius and 20% degeneracy so I know you sick fucks will enjoy this like-minded soul's creativity. You'll definitely be seeing a lot more of his work on BH in the near future.
I've seen some dumb tattoos in my day, but nothing compares to this...except for maybe, oh say, a tattoo on your 'effin forehead. Now before we go any further let me say this, I miss Bob Barker on The Price Is Right just as much as the next man. Things just aren't the same with Drew Carey, but Holy Hell that doesn't mean I'm going to give 'ol Bobby Boy a lifelong tribute on my freakin' arm. Can you imagine being this woman's husband and waking up one saturday morning excited to not have to go into work...you slowly wipe the crust out of your eyes and
roll over to say "Good Morning" only to find Bob Barker staring back at you saying "Come on down..." Ridiculous, marinate on that for a little bit...
How many dicks do you have to suck before this seems like a valid thing to put out for all the world to see? Who are these people that spend their time making worthless videos like this? And why do I enjoy watching these people make damn fools of themselves? Is there any circle of dorks where two guys with matching clothes and matching bad hair cuts can punch dance their way to cool?
This is no joke or rumor people...you heard it here first (or maybe just read it.) Either way, the boys are back in town! Great news, Phish made an official announcement today that they were reuniting. The band's spokeswoman confirmed three tour dates on March 6, 7, and 8 of 2009. They'll be playing at the Hampton Coliseum located where else but Hampton, Virginia. I don't know about you guys, but in this bloggers epinion this four year sabbatical has gone on for long enough. I can't wait, we'll see all of our old phriends there....
