He Was Pooin'

I want to make fun of this guy but that Charles Manson stare is a bit intimidating. Not to mention he is singing a song about a shitting pig whilst rocking the hair hat. Every person I have ever crossed paths with that has a hair hat has been completely bat-shit crazy. Sure, I can probably count those people on my hand but I've seen one up close and personal if anyone knows a certain famous hobo named Joshua (A.K.A. Chief Watauga) from Boone, NC, that is the hair hat of hair hats.
This guy's is a bit more creative but not nearly as alarming.

"I found a little Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggy by the side of the rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaddd. A dookie dookie dookie dookie dookie doo." Bob Dylan would be envious.

By the way, Molly Ringwald called. She wants her t-shirt back.

Always Fly First Class

If you haven't been flying first class, this should be reason enough. The first-class passengers of US Airways Flight 1549 that crashed into the Hudson River look pretty cozy to me...

Horrible Quiche

I thought that I had seen it all. Is there such a thing that is more entertaining than a singing comedian/librarian singing a song about Quiche? Kris McLonis, from Ferndale, Michigan puts this question to the test with her whimsical little folk ditty.

I know there aren't many things that rhyme with quiche but only a librarian could incorporate a joke about microfiche into a song about shitty egg pie. Bleeeegghhh! Comedy is certainly not her niche. Her style is definitely a pastiche(of Joan Baez and Marjory the Trash Heap). If she makes it big, she will be thought of as nouveau riche. It's time to put these jokes on a leash. I defy anyone to come up with another one.

Larping: The Sure Fire Way To Never Get Laid

We want to apologize for the long hiatus. This website shit can be time consuming and we needed a little time to recharge. But we're back for 2009 with more idiots and annoying assholes than an American Idol taping audience.

So to kick things off right, here's an asshole of the highest order of Geekdom. Or as his friends like to call him Sir Smalldick the Pussydrier of Homoshire.

That's What You Get- Pogo Rape

How far do you think you can jam a pogo stick up your ass? I bet it would go a lot further if he tried the other end. But that's what you get I suppose from a kid that's attempting pogo stick freestyle. Dipshit.

Vince Noir And The Crack Fox

This may be the funniest shit I have ever seen. I can't wait for this show to be released in America. This may be the best comedy I have seen since The Upright Citizens Brigade.

"Ima dunna Tummy Shame." -Crack Fox

"That is well Rank. What's wrong with you?" -Vince Noir

"It's my diet." -Crack Fox

"What have you been eatin'?" -Vince Noir

"Head and Shoulders. Toothpaste. And shit. Big pieces of shit." -Crack Fox

You've got to be on some serious drugs to think up some shit like this. If you're interested, this comes from a show called The Mighty Boosh and it comes on the BBC. It's well worth checking out. So before you head off to fuzzy tingle time, don't forget to shine your kind boots mr. fancy man.

Wine to Whine

This one's an oldie, but a classic nevertheless. For those of you that have never seen it, enjoy the next minute and a half. Oww, Oww, Ewww, Owww....

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