This is a tribute to all of those lonely turkeys out there that have lost a loved one this November. You should know that the death of your loved one was not in vain; your loved one was delicious. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and now a moment of silence...How ridiculous? Did you know that George W. Bush pardoned a turkey?
Here's 30 seconds of complete embarrassment. I wonder if this guy's seen his own sobriety test footage. More importantly is that the sound of his eye cracking when he braces himself from the fall with his face?
Look out Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and all the rest of the bandwagon hayseeds. There is a new theme in town! OBAMA! Gone are the days of Al-Qaeda bashing and Bin Laden smashing anthems. Now we have Obama as our savior rhymes.
I love the shot of Obama dribbling the basketball around at the end. Very Gangsta'.Paint the White House black, and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified...
McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed.
How many bumper stickers are TOO MANY? At what point does our stoplight entertainment just become distracting? We all have a guilty pleasure of reviewing the bumper stickers on cars ahead of us, but why...so we know who we're dealing with that's why. This one is a perfect example that our Freedom of Speech should actually be a "Privilege of Speech." I personally think that this individual's right to express his or her personal opinions through prefabricated car stickers should be revoked...
This weeks beer pick goes to the Breckenridge Brewery's Small Batch 471 IPA. This is an American Double Imperial IPA brewed in Breckenridge, Colorado. It's extremely hoppy with some malty hints that come through to make this a very well-rounded and quite refreshing brew. It pours a golden, copper color with a nice thick head, but don't let it fool you...this one isn't a beer for your little sister with its huge ABV (9.2% alc./vol. to be exact). This is a big beer and every bit of delicious.
This one speaks for itself...a senior citizen church choir singing rap songs. "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your robes." No wait, STOP, you're old. Many thanks to M.T.O. for the find.
An antique store owner, Mr. Weng, rediscovers the rarest primate thought to be extinct, the Pygmy Tarsier, in the mountains of Rorekatimbo in Indonesia. The old man was out taking a walk with his grandson on his lunch break when he came across this adorable creature. This nocturnal animal is rare in the fact that it spends most of its' time awake at night but never eats after midnight. That is also the reason the Mogw...Errrr Pygmy Tarsier has such large eyes. It hates the sunlight so it spends most of the daylight hiding its' sensitive skinfrom the dangerous rays.
"You do with mogwai what your society... has done with all of nature's gifts. You do not understand." Mr. Weng tells reporters. Our best guest was this means he was planning to serve this little guy as the dinner special at his nephew's China Palace #467 Super Grand Buffet but we were too busy staring at that creepy, hazy lifeless eye to really pay any heed to they ramblings of an old man.
Strangely enough, while we were in Indonesia reporting for this story, one of our photographers caught a glimpse of another unidentified species that had snuck into the hotel kitchen and was helping itself to some cookies. As our photographer approached the creature, he said it sounded as if it was repeating "Yum, Yum, Yum," over and over again.
