Tasty Road Treats

It occurred to me today that despite our current US economic crisis and failing markets worldwide, China excluded of course, that perhaps life does go on. I started thinking that life isn’t all about money even though that’s currently what’s on everyone’s mind (mine included). The fact is there are people in third world countries that don’t have economies to worry about; they have to worry about more serious issues like “what am I going to eat today?” or “damn, I don’t feel like walking 3 miles to get that drink of water.” Most of us don’t have much to spare now-a-days, but each of us can still do our part. I’m going to stand up for what I believe in. Everyone knows that we are a wasteful nation. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t pass a dead deer on the side of the road or some other unfortunate animal that didn’t make it across that busy intersection. If each and every one of us took the time to pull over and collect that roadkill, freeze and overnight it to the starving children of Somalia; the world would be a better place. Who’s with me?

Roadkill, It's What's For Dinner

It occurred to me today that despite our current US economic crisis and failing markets worldwide, China excluded of course, that perhaps life does go on. I started thinking that life isn’t all about money even though that’s currently what’s on everyone’s mind (mine included). The fact is there are people in third world countries that don’t have economies to worry about; they have to worry about more serious issues like “what am I going to eat today?” or “damn, I don’t feel like walking 3 miles to get that drink of water.” Most of us don’t have much to spare now-a-days, but each of us can still do our part. I’m going to stand up for what I believe in. Everyone knows that we are a wasteful nation. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t pass a dead deer on the side of the road or some other unfortunate animal that didn’t make it across that busy intersection. If each and every one of us took the time to pull over and collect that roadkill, freeze and overnight it to the starving children of Somalia; the world would be a better place. Who’s with me?

The Ultimate Superhero

Is this thing cool or what? Seriously, talk about the ultimate superhero; Mystique eat your heart out. This Indonesian Mimic Octupus reminds me of those slippery politicians in Washington that change their disguises at the drop of a hat...

Don't Honk At Old People

We're all guilty of being impatient with the elderly, whether they're behind the wheel of a vehicle or just simply taking too long to do whatever it is that they're doing. Well, beware people sometimes the tables do turn...

Million Dollar Hole-In-One

James Foley of High Point, NC made a 165-yard hole-in-one and won a million dollars for it. The charity golf tournament, sponsored by Outback Steakhouse, was held at Devils Ridge Golf Club located in Holly Springs. He's going down in the books as the 10th person in the history of golf to win a million dollars on a hole-in-one. I kid you not people, check out the story here...

The Evolution of the Dildo

Nice “rockdo”. It’s nice to see that some things never change (even with evolution). I suppose the message that science has provided us is that we should make the best out of every situation (no matter what the time period). Next time cave-dude, “consider joining the party…”

Nerds Pwnly!

Here is a store that is sadly destined to fail. I love the leet reference but probably not the best marketing idea. I'm sure every old lady in this town has already written this place off as a pawn shop owned by some damn foreigner that can't spell.

The truth is, I guarantee you the pwner looks a hell of a lot more like one of these two creeps. The only thing being Pwned! in this place is your sweet virgin ass.