Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
The internet: a place where 'real life' is just an annoying glitch in the matrix.
Who knew democracy's best feature was its ability to double as a never-ending soap opera?
The influencer: a creature whose profound insights on brunch garnish our empty newsfeeds with existential zest.
Clapping has become the new nodding — a societal performance of agreement.
Finally, a way to measure the futility of existence: in neatly color-coded cells.
