Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Why own anything when you can just perpetually rent it until you're broke?
Social media platforms are committed to demonstrating that sometimes, change is for the worse.
Mourning no longer requires mourning clothes, just a strong internet connection.
When opinions became the new designer labels, conversation predictably went out of style.
When it comes to agreeing on things nobody asked for, bipartisanship is alive and well.
