Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Because who doesn't want their entire job to revolve around having opinions online?
The discourse around a doll movie might just save humanity, or at least its Twitter feed.
Why own anything when you can rent it forever at a price that feels like you bought it ten times over?
Owning things is so last century; let’s just lease life itself.
Who knew the world outside Twitter wasn't just an echo of your own precious thoughts?