Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
In the age of productivity apps, the busiest people achieve the least while appearing indispensable.
Turns out the true experts are those who can deftly navigate their own opinions.
Who knew democracy's best feature was its ability to double as a never-ending soap opera?
In a bold move, tech solves the pressing issues it invented.
Who knew needing an app to remind you to breathe was the future?
