Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Sleep: the new arena where success is measured by how little you fail.
Turns out, opinions are the new designer clothes: wear them everywhere and hope they're in season.
'The Golden Bachelor' suggests that true love never dies—it just ages into something fit for prime-time TV.
In politics, the only real gap is the one between what is said and what is done.
In today's world, sleep is both an Olympic event and a moral failure—a gold medal for those who manage it and a life sentence for the rest.
