Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Finally, a way to measure the futility of existence: in neatly color-coded cells.
Sleep: the new arena where success is measured by how little you fail.
In a world where our value is measured in tasks completed, why does productivity feel like an escape from actual success?
'The Golden Bachelor' suggests that true love never dies—it just ages into something fit for prime-time TV.
In politics, the only real gap is the one between what is said and what is done.
