Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Clapping has become the new nodding — a societal performance of agreement.
Finally, a way to measure the futility of existence: in neatly color-coded cells.
AI was meant to revolutionize our world; instead, it taught us all how to draw like a three-year-old with a PhD.
In a world where our value is measured in tasks completed, why does productivity feel like an escape from actual success?
'The Golden Bachelor' suggests that true love never dies—it just ages into something fit for prime-time TV.