Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Silently staring at a screen is now the most articulate form of apology.
In politics, it's the translation from optimistic delusion to grim reality that truly amazes.
Turns out, the real political superpower is the breathtaking ability to achieve absolutely nothing.
In 2023, 'unprecedented' is the new 'Tuesday,' highlighting our flair for melodrama.
Why own anything when you can rent it forever at a price that feels like you bought it ten times over?
