Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
Owning things is so last century; let’s just lease life itself.
Who knew the world outside Twitter wasn't just an echo of your own precious thoughts?
Because nothing says 'reality' like self-narration in a drama voiceover.
Ted Lasso: redefining humor with mustache twirls and the profundity of shoe tying.
In today's world, a meme's sincerity is inversely proportional to its irony lifespan.