Observations from the wrong side of optimism.
In a bold move, tech solves the pressing issues it invented.
Who knew needing an app to remind you to breathe was the future?
Finally, a way to measure the futility of existence: in neatly color-coded cells.
Sleep: the new arena where success is measured by how little you fail.
Turns out, opinions are the new designer clothes: wear them everywhere and hope they're in season.
